The Ultimate Fitness Hack!

By: Andreas Flögel

Your partner tells you that you need to train more and get some workout in?
We have you covered!

Tell your partner you are leaving for the gym when you visit us.

Our patented body switch method allows professional trainers to take over your body for exercising. Meanwhile, use your exchange body to indulge in unhealthy food, alcohol, or even smoking (some limits apply) without any health effects on your own body.

Afterward, you’ll return home, equipped with fitness data and body metrics to demonstrate the intensity of your training.

Monthly, half-yearly, and yearly (best value!) plans available. Discretion guaranteed!

© 2025. Andreas Flögel

Andreas Flögel is a German author whose fiction has been published in both German and English. Recent credits include stories in Dark Moments, Flashpoint SF, Trembling with Fear, Stygian Lepus, Sci Phi Journal, and various anthology collections. His website: dr-dings.de.

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