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Try Luigi's Pizza!

By: Rachel Henderson

Post-Encounter life got you down?

Hungry for an escape?

Try Luigi’s Pizza! Traditional shapes and colors! Three delicious options: chewable, drinkable, dissolvable!

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Savor forgotten flavors—oregano, tomato, cheese—and The Process begins automatically. Luigi’s Process is tasty, and 30% less painful than the leading competitor’s!

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Life’s been hard since They arrived. Isn’t it time you transmogrified on your own terms?

You deserve freedom.

You deserve a pizza.

Luigi’s!

Order today!

© 2025. Rachel Henderson

Rachel Henderson lives in New Orleans. Her stories have appeared in Neither Fish Nor Foul, Epic Echoes, NYC Midnight, and the Creepy podcast. In 2021, she won first place in the NYC Midnight Short Screenplay Competition. Find her at www.rlhendie.com.

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